I’m supposed to defend my thesis today. They say the best defense is a good offense, so I’m gonna go in swinging. To the strains of Europe’s “The Final Countdown.”

frickyeah1990s:

this is what it feels like after hearing yahoo is buying tumblr…

frickyeah1990s:

this is what it feels like after hearing yahoo is buying tumblr…

I cut the limbs off a California Raisin and glued them to barbie’s severed head. It’s been a productive weekend!

my kind of party

my kind of party

we put a phallus on your phallus

we put a phallus on your phallus

awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom

awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom

So it appears that being heterozygous for BRCA1 boosts fertility– and doesn’t usually kill the mom till she’s had an above average number of children. F you, evolution. That’s just sick.

esobvio:

sin título by Glenda Torrado on Flickr.
wtf am i doing

wtf am i doing